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Song Parodies -> "Dang I'm White"

Original Song Title:

"Day N Nite"

Original Performer:

Kid Cudi

Parody Song Title:

"Dang I'm White"

Parody Written by:

Kle Shay

The Lyrics

A song about being white, from someone who is really really really white.
Dang I’m white
I like to learn, and play chess every night, night
I am a geek, people they call me lame
I think math it neat, I do it everyday, day
Got an Atlas
Matches of Magic are really fascinating
Sometimes for fun I go play laser tag
We’ll go, but first I just have to go ask, dad

Cause dang I’m white
I get a boner when I read books like Twilight
I’m always home, playin Xbox Live
I’m such a pwner, beating everyone in sight
Dang I’m white
I get a boner when I speak l33t it real life
I’m all alone, my mother thinks I’m gay
I’m not a loner, I’m just someone no one likes

Star Wars pwns!
Wish I was Chewbacca, and Han Solo was my bro
I’m on YouTube like every single day
Makin parodies that people think are great (no we don’t!) lame
I don’t use cheats
Cause all you cheaters are really big geek, geeks
My new girlfriend is really super cute
Once I inflate her, we are gonna screw, screw


I love Playstation, man it’s all I do, do
I wear a beanie and some DC shoes
That’s just my life, man I am super cool (no you’re not) FU!
I’m very white
People run away when I go walkin at night
They think I’m Casper, cause I’m real pastely
ImReallyWhite, I told ya
ImReallyWhite, I told ya
ImReallyWhite, I told ya

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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The P.A.K's official song writer - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
I absolutely love this one :) everything just seemed to fit- love love love it! Please email me at if you want some ideas or if you could give me some. Thank you for sharing!
Blaydeman - March 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Great! Great! Great!

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