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Song Parodies -> "My Hip, My Teeth"

Original Song Title:

"My Neck, My Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Khia

Parody Song Title:

"My Hip, My Teeth"

Parody Written by:

Me

The Lyrics

Everybody pop your hip like this,
break your body, dont stop dont quite,
everybody pop your hip like this,
break your body dont stop dont quite
just break it, break it, break it, break it break it break it now,

Break it good,
break these bones just like you should,
right now break it good,
break these bones just like you should

My hip, my teeth, my shoulders and my knees (x5)

First you gotta put your cane into it,
dont stop just stomp it stomp it
Then you roll your wheelchair from the back
up to the front,
then ya make sure the doctor keeps his eyes on ya
make sure my oxygens on
all over the hospital and stuff
real doctors show me so much love.
make sure you keep my heart monitor on
keep it comin strong
all night till 7:00,
we gotta get there and dont stop

Through the house makin so many falls
make sure the doctors on call

so break it now, break it good,
break these bones just like you should,
right now break it good,
break these bones just like you should

My hip, my teeth, my shoulders and my knees
My hip, my teeth, my shoulders and my knees.

You might be golfin,
you might have a dolphin,
but so what grandma get in the coffin.

this grandma needs a new knee
yall geezers know what i mean

In the sponge bath, so fresh so clean,
make sure you dont hurt my new knee,
standin up i just cant do,
without a cane or without you

i gotta pick which prune i need
empty me out, and fill the toilet with pee,
help me ill make you see,
why you spend all them G's

So break it now
break it good,
break these bones just like you should
right now break it good,
break these bones just like you should

my hip, my teeth, my shoulders, and my knees
my hip, my teeth, my shoulders and my knees

so break it now break it good,
break these bones just like you should
right now, break it good,
break these bones just like you should

My hip, my teeth, my shoudlers and my knees,
my hip my teeth, my shoulders and my knees

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 23

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