I Made Dinner

Ohhh....
Cooked dinner...
Boy, I made dinner...
And I gotta know...

Verse 1
Where were you when I made that corn beef?
And where were you when I slaved all night?
Waited up, couldn't smash without you
Cookin up all the food we purchased

Chorus
I made dinner on the stovetop
I made dinner and I ate it without you
My gut couldn't wait no more of you
I was good and hungry
Ate your dinner when you walked out
Ate your dinner and I screamed too bad for you
It’s too late didn’t save that much for you
I was much too hungry

Verse 2
Should’ve known, all the ribs I barbecued
All the grub, I saved deep in my fridge for you.
Didn't know, that you did not want, pork n beans
So I made you leave
And plus my gut it just, it just kept grumbling so, go!

Chorus
I made dinner on the stovetop
I made dinner and I ate it without you
My gut couldn't wait no more of you
I was good and hungry
I ate dinner and I walked out
I ate dinner and I screamed too bad for you
It’s too late didn’t save that much for you
I was much too hungry

Bridge
There was no Vodka to sip, oh
No Corona or Smirnoff, no.
For the rest of the night, I ate the key lime pie
And changed all the locks and keys

Chorus
I made dinner on the stovetop
I made dinner and I ate it without you
My gut couldn't wait no more of you
I was good and hungry
Ate your dinner when you walked out
Ate your dinner and I screamed too bad for you
It’s too late didn’t save that much for you
I was much too hungry

Chorus
I made dinner on the stovetop
I made dinner and I ate it without you
My gut couldn't wait no more of you
I was good and hungry
Ate your dinner when you walked out
Ate your dinner and I screamed too bad for you
It’s too late didn’t save that much for you
I was mu---ch… too hungry!!