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Song Parodies -> "Don't Start Makin' a Fart"

Original Song Title:

"JumpStart Your Electric Heart"

Original Performer:

Kevin Max

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Start Makin' a Fart"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Autistic

The Lyrics

This was written back when I was in high school, hence the toilet humor; found it in the archives of my almost 8-year-old eMac.
It comes out your behind
Worse than rotten cow pie left outside
You do it, everyone will smell you
It smells just like dung
When someone does it, everyone says, "Ugh!"
And it comes out of everything alive, ew!

And when it comes out your body
It stops the party right away
Say, "You stanky loser, just go away!"
It just comes out your body
It smells like potty in every way
It's 'cause of all that stuff inside you
Don't start makin' a fart, no way!

You did it as a child
Yeah, you did it back when you were wild
If you say you don't do it now, you're a liar
I'd like to go ahead and say
Hold your nose tonight or just plain look away
'Cause I'm gonna be making things smell ripe

And when it comes out your body
It stops the party right away
The smell that's so ripe gives you away
It just comes out your body
It smells like potty in every way
It's 'cause of all that stuff inside you
Don't start makin' a fart
Don't you dare make a fart, no way!

(Smell it up, feel the stink, smells like a barn)
Oh
And when it comes out your body
It smells like a hearty poop tray
But people still stink it up every day
And, though you've grown, your body
Still has you farting, still stinks today
But that's okay, 'cause I've done it too!
Why don't you go make a fart
All together, just make a fart
Let's all make a big fat fart today!
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