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Song Parodies -> "Hire Me"

Original Song Title:

"Turn Me On"

Original Performer:

Kevin Lyttle

Parody Song Title:

"Hire Me"

Parody Written by:

Nili C.

The Lyrics

I'm an aspiring music video director, and one of the people that I'd most like to work with is singer, Darren Hayes. Can you tell?
Oh yeaaaaahh

For the longest time I have been waiting for this
For the next movie
From Shyamalan
To come out into theaters, yea-eah
It has been a while since the crop circles in "Signs"
And the little girl
Who was afraid
Of contaminated water

My opinion
Is that Night's best movie
Starred the actor Bruce Willis –And
L. Jackson
Had such a great plot line
It made me think about life –And
Made me cry
Made me cry

Ooh yeah yeah yeah

Even though Michael Jackson had used the same name
For his last CD
It has nothing
To do with the movie, yea-eah
My favorite line is when Samuel asks Bruce
"Do you ever feel sad
When you first wake up?"
Since his powers weren't in use

And the reason
That's my favorite line
Is "cause I feel the same way –When
I wake up
I wake up
Because my love
Is directing videos
But my dream hasn't come true –Yet
But it will
Yes it will

Darren, Darren, discover me
Wishful thinking, music videos
Darren, Darren, discover me
Darren, Darren, for your next project


So, of course, I went to see the film "The Village"
And it was okay
Not the greatest thing
That I've ever really seen, yea-eah
But I'm happy that M. Night had a cameo
Like he always does
It's so cool
He's doing what Hitchcock did too

Oh I'm sorry
That I haven't mentioned
Haley Joel Osment's acting –In
"The Sixth Sense"
"The Sixth Sense"
That movie scared
The crap out of me, yeah
I had no idea that
Bruce was dead
Bruce was dea-ea-ea-ead

La la la la la la la

Darren, Darren, discover me
Wishful thinking, music videos
Darren, Darren, discover me
Darren, Darren, for your next project, yeah

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Dumb Ass Kid - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, this is actually quite good! Perhaps you should be an aspiring Parody Author and work with 'wierd al' instead!!! 444

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