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Song Parodies -> "Turn Me On (v2 Will Riker)"

Original Song Title:

"Turn Me On"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kevin Lyttle

Parody Song Title:

"Turn Me On (v2 Will Riker)"

Parody Written by:

ColoradoKid

The Lyrics

A song about Will Riker from Star Trek TNG, whom I've always had a crush on....
For the longest while I marvel at your wonder
And you look at me
Very smile, my darling, stimulating
My every fantasy
(tea - hey - ai)

But if you think you're gonna get away from me
You better change your mind
In my imagination.......
I'm on board tonight

[Chorus]
Let me hold you
Boy caress my body

You got me going crazy
You turn me on
Turn me on........

Let me hold you
Let my heart beat at warp speed

You got me going crazy
You
Turn me on
Turn me on......

[Rap]
Riker ya nah go get way tonite
If you think girlie nah go take you
Me done feed me with scenes I see
Now he gon be my fantasy

Ooh yea yea
Ooh yea yea
Ooh yea yea yea
Ooh yea yea yea yea yea yea
Yea yea......

[Verse 2]
Voice smoother than all world's mocha
Sweat pourin' on me
Got me passion flowin
Hollerin' for mercy - yea hey -ai

Look below waist you see pants so tight
Tighter than cellophane
Gotta beam on board in my mind
Gotta hold you tonight

[Chorus]
So let me hold you...

[Bridge x2]
Boy Just
Hug me, hug me
Kiss me, squeeze me,
Hug me, hug me,
Kiss and caress me

[Rap]

For the longest while I marvel at your wonder
And you look at me
Very smile, my darling, stimulating
My every fantasy
(tea - hey - ai)

But if you think you're gonna get away from me
You better change your mind
In my imagination.......
I'm on board tonight


[Chorus]

[Bridge]

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abhinaya - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
cooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........­......... fantastic,

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