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Song Parodies -> "Gauntlet"

Original Song Title:

"Turn me on"

Original Performer:

Kevin Lyttle

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

You seem to know the words: "someone shot the food," "save keys to open doors," and "(character) needs food badly," but do you know where the Gauntlet is?
Oh yeah...ah ah ah big dancehall song in know
Mozart alongside Arcade Junkie

You know what it is, you know what to do
You know...

Me & my 3 friends, we were jamming in the gauntlet
come along with me
Shooting everything, all in the maze I see (yeah)

We open treasure chests added food for more health
and who was in the lead
Even at home, we continued to fight

There are 4 men, shooting everybody
Going down in the gauntlet to turn it up, turn it on
There's a warrior, wizard, elf and valkerie, going down in
the gauntlet to turn it up, turn it on

(mozart's rap part)
When we get it in the gauntlet tonight
We shoot everything that hits us in sight
4 players makes it tighter and tight
up & down, left & right

ooh yea yea
ooh yea yea
ooh yea yea yeah
ooh yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea

Someone shot the food and now who's paying for it
I was gonna eat
Got the potion
takes away everything (yeah)

And then I saw my health numbers get lower
A voice said to me:
"put more coins for health, or you'll die for all to see"

(repeat chorus)

Warrior, warrior, wizard, wizard
There's the green elf and then the valkerie

(repeat rap part)

(repeat verse 1)

(repeat chorus)

(repeat bridge)

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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The Thought Police - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Whenever my allies betrayed me in that game,I always made sure to drop dead in a place where my leftover ghost generator would do the most damage.... And over the long run,Valkyrie was the best character to play with. DKTOS,so I won't be voting
Andrea Huckstep - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Gauntlet was one of my game favorites. The only gauntlet game I've ever played in the arcade was Gauntlet legends

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