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Song Parodies -> "Ding Dong"

Original Song Title:

"Tick Tock"

Original Performer:

Kesha

Parody Song Title:

"Ding Dong"

The Lyrics

Wake up in the morning squealing like a kiddy. Original song: Click here.
Back when Christ was born in the old na-ti-vi-ty
Yonder sky bore a shining star above the Christmas city
Well nowadays, some guy sleighs with his bobble and sack
A new star shines every year… and hark, guess who’s back

His name is
Santa Claus, don’t you know? (No?)
Flying past when it snows (Oh!)
Toys thrown down to homes (Yo!)

Gift dropping
When it’s Christmas Eve, he
Spans the globe, believe me
Butt is barely fitting down chiiiiimneys…

Ding dong in the dell
Gonna ring those jingle bells
Tonight, taking flight
Like a jolly satellite
Ding dong in the dell
Singing songs to his elves, yo
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho

Ding dong in the dell
Gonna ring those jingle bells
Pants tight, red and white
Rudolph’s nose will shine bright
Ding dong in the dell
Snow is starting to melt, yo
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho

Hits every house in the world with his flying reindeer
The eggnog’s runny, crumbs from cookies getting all in his beard
Up on the roof are nine old friends: Dasher, Dancer and Prancer
Donner, Vixen, Comet, Blitzen, Cupid, Rudolph… where’s Santa?

Gives presents, but
If you’re naughty you’ll get none, punk
Toys are what these kids want, son.
Poppin’ crackers when you’re sitting to munch lunch

Now now
It’s snowing really thick so plough now
All these lollies make our bowels growl
Turkey leg we chow down
Merry Christmas!

Ding dong in the dell
Gonna ring those jingle bells
Goodbye fairy lights
The Grinch stole them in spite
Ding dong in the dell
Love that Christmas roast smell, yo
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho

Ding dong in the dell
Gonna ring those jingle bells
Warm fire, carol choir
Hear their voices raise higher
Ding dong in the dell
Have that Christmas tree felled, yo
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho

(School play)

So fill his cup
With warm milk now
Wear paper crowns
That nan bought me
Here comes Santa
At the twelfth hour
Coal on the ground
If you’re naughty

(Fruit cake)

Goodwill he hunts
He’ll sleigh around
Three hundred pounds
Yule adore him
Bake your hams up
Wake your grampa
Here comes Santa

A 364-day weekend!

Ding dong in the dell
Gonna ring those jingle bells
Snow, ice, naughty/nice
Gonna check his list twice
Ding dong in the dell
Stockings nailed to the shelf, yo
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho

Ding dong in the dell
Gonna ring those jingle bells
Starlight, candlelight
Anything but Twilight
Ding dong in the dell
Wishing everyone well, yo
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho

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michael keaton - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
omfg this is amazing!!!
Elin - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
amazing loved it'!

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