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Song Parodies -> "Average Girl Rock"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Girl Rock"

Original Performer:

Keri Hilson

Parody Song Title:

"Average Girl Rock"

Parody Written by:

Exxtregular/Chanell W

The Lyrics

My remake of this song was pretty viral on Youtube, I'm under the name chanelllashon86 on there. Hope you enjoy!
Average Girl Rock

Now do the average girl rock (4xs)
What's your name?

Verse 1
My name is Chanell, I’m no Keri
Just a simple girl, guess that must be crazy
No celebrity, don’t got a big deri
Not a red bone and I’ve got to buy my hair weave
I’m not a picture, but I can deliver
More integrity than the girl that’s with ya
Yeah I’m just a human, being not a Barbie
Now I’d like to talk about the good things about me
My name is sassy, I’m so classy
Incredible woman once you get to know me
Really love to laugh and my friends call me dorky
Arrogant people must admit they annoy me,
Don’t care what you’re driving, Ford or Lambourghini
I’m not impressed by the glitz and the glammy
No you can’t afford me,. Because you can’t buy me
And you would bring it different if you knew a thing about me

Chorus
My heart is golden that’s a fact, my beauty runs deeper than that
Don’t hate me cause I’m average, don’t hate me cause I’m average
No cameras flash when I come through, but I dedicate to the one that’s true
Don’t hate me cause I’m average, don’t hate me cause I’m average

Hey...Now do the average girl rock, rock, rock (4xs)
All my ladies do the average girl rock, rock, rock
Do the average girl rock, rock, rock (2xs)
Do the average girl rock...now where you at?

Verse 2
If you looking for me u can catch me, hustling, busting tables
Good women work to make sure that they’re stable, um
Yeah I’d like to doll it up but I’m too busy
Dealing with reality and trying to make ends meet (oh-woah)
So sleepy beauties wake it on up (turn the lights on)
Average girl get off their buns (they're making your own)
Pretty might can get your from point a onto point b
But brainy trumps beauty every single day of the week

Chorus
Your heart is golden that’s a fact, your beauty runs deeper than that
Be happy that your average, Be happy that your average
No cameras flash when we come through, but we dedicate to the one that’s true
Be happy that your average, Be happy that your average

Bridge
Do the average girl rock 4xs
2 step with your average girl rock
Stay blessed 'cause the average girl rocks
No stress 'cause the average girl rocks
Oh yes, it's the average girl rock...sing it with me now!

Chorus
Your heart is golden that’s a fact, your beauty runs deeper than that
Be happy that your average, Be happy that your average
No cameras flash when we come through, but we dedicate to the one that’s true
Be happy that your average, Be happy that your average

Repeat

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How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

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Rebekah Dub - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment
The pacing is only off slightly, but the song itself has a beautiful message. 4/5/5!

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