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Song Parodies -> "No Booze, No Flirt, No Porno"

Original Song Title:

"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kenny Chesney

Parody Song Title:

"No Booze, No Flirt, No Porno"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

The country song about a monk
I've been up to my neck, rewriting the bible all week
Fixing holes in the souls of people I meet
Been dreaming of heaven since I was smitten
Ain't no better time than now...for Britain

No booze, no flirt, no porno
And Jews, those Jews we got 'em
God's word in my head and a goblet in my hand with no bottom
And no booze, no flirt, no porno
No Pornos

Want the holy book in my hand by a tree
Want to say not a word and use a blackboard to speak
Want to soak up God for a while
In a religious mode
No talk, all silent, no mess, no dress code

No booze, no flirt, no porno
And Jews, those Jews we got 'em
God's word in my head, and a goblet in my hand with no bottom
And no booze, no flirt, no porno

Come let's get packed...flip flops, and brown robes if you got 'em
No booze, no flirt, no porno
No Porno

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aka skittles - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
it must suck 2b u,nocandy or sweets
What? - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
What? What the heck are you talking about?
Leo Jay - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
It's even worse than that, aka skittles -- the paper is SO heavy.
Matthias - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Even worse, Rogaine dosn't work when you're wearing a halo.... Thanks followers in the way of the Matthias.

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