Had a family reunion in the hot summer sun
down by the river, man it sure was fun
had some KFC chicken and a big ol' jug of whiskey
in a little room, she walked on up,
grabbed up my bottle and poured herself a cup,
just one look at her, and she's scarin' me...

My cousin thinks I'm sexy,
I really turn her on,
She's always starin' at me
When all the family is gone.
She likes it when I'm chillin' just gettin' a suntan
She even tries to come over and hold my hand,
Man, I'll be in trouble if mama don't come and get me...
My cousin thinks I'm sexy.

I sleep out on the porch swing under the dim lights,
'cause she keeps buggin' me, all day and night.
she comes out on the porch and turns some music on,
says she has a dream and I wish I was gone,
she says she wants me bad...
why's this happenin' to me?

My cousin thinks I'm sexy,
I really turn her on,
my name's sweet swimmin' Jimmy,
and this ain't where I belong.
I'd call my older brother
but he's out with our cousin Amy...
my cousin thinks I'm sexy...

One day around her is long enough
cause when she looks at my butt
man, her eyes light up...

My cousin thinks I'm sexy,
I really turn her on,
This situations scary,
She just won't leave me alone.
She's always hanging 'round just lookin' for romance
I hate to break to her but we don't stand a chance,
Man, I'll be in trouble
if someone don't come and get me...
My cousin thinks I'm sexy...
My cousin thinks I'm sexy...
My cousin thinks I'm sexy...