I came Out Last Night
My record label didn't want me to

I can no longer deny
Like I did in those interviews

I want a big ole, strong and tough and hard
Man with hairy muscles and a couple of scars

Soft pretty women
Won't get too far

(Chorus:)

So, I came Out Last Night
There's two ways to swing and I go the other

Out Last Night
I don't care what people think; not even mother

Yeah, I made my choice
It's only men for me

Any ole Bubba and
His big D

I'm tired of livin' a lie
So, I came Out Last Night

Every girl's my new best friend
Since they know they can't turn me on

We sit around and talk about men
And him and him and on and on

I want a doctor, a lawyer, a senator's son
A big strappin' plumber makes my fever run

A man bendin' over really turns me on

(Repeat Chorus:)

Yeah, I married a woman for publicity
Just becaue I was a celebrity

I made a hundred million or three

So I came Out Last Night

(Bridge)

Well, for those who don't believe it
Just open up your eyes

Now, I'm through decievin'
All my fans for their last dime

(2nd chorus:)

So, I came Out Last Night
Gonna lose my gig, but I'll find another

Out Last Night
Ask your girlfriend if she has a brother

Standin' in my PJ's
Out on the beach

Poutin' my lips
Makin' my eyes squinty

Yeah, I proved your boyfriend right
When I came Out Last Night