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Song Parodies -> "Never Want to Date a Bore"

Original Song Title:

"Never Wanted Nothing More"

Original Performer:

Kenny Chesney

Parody Song Title:

"Never Want to Date a Bore"

Parody Written by:

Laurie Alexander

The Lyrics

This isn't asking for too much, is it?
Made some plans at 6 O’clock to go and meet a blind date
Talked on the phone for a few and made plans to meet next Thursday night
A quiet place in the heart of town would his eyes be green, blue or brown
Waited twenty long minutes for him and I thought “Do I wait for much much more?”

He finally showed and he offered his hand, smiled and said lets sit down
Just a guy trying to play it cool hopin’ I’d like talkin’ to him
I was thinking when will he stop talkin’ about waxin’ his kitchen floor
A first date’s a one time meeting. And, man. This guy’s a bore.
And, I never want to date a bore.

Well, I date a lot of guys who are hot
I sit home alone lots of nights
I like to talk and meet new folks
And, tell lots of jokes

My girlfriends all tried to make me see
I can’t date a guy who is a bore
We all laughed ‘til some of us cried when I told them ‘bout the floor
It’s ok to meet for a quick drink, but you deserve so much more.
Now it’s time, time to meet the one for you, and to never settle for a bore.
No, you never want to date a bore

Well I date a lot of guys who are nice
I’ll gladly eat a pizza slice
I like to cook and bake a lot
But, who’ll eat with me?

Then one day, I listened to my sister and I knew she was lecturing me
I didn’t want to hear her talk no more, so I ran to find my keys
Went outside, and I knew right when I got to my car door
No more “How ya doing?” Good night already. I never want to date a bore.
No, I never want to date a bore

Well I date a lot of guys who are cool
They are smart and went to good schools
I like to skate and watch tv
Want to come with me?

Never want to date a bore
No, I never want to date a bore

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