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Song Parodies -> "She Thinks Lacrosse is Sexy"

Original Song Title:

"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kenny Chesney

Parody Song Title:

"She Thinks Lacrosse is Sexy"

Parody Written by:

Ben (LAXer)

The Lyrics

Running those fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the bench lordy here she comes
With a bottle full of water and a brand new set of mouth guards
I take a little break and there she wa-as
She gives me a hug and drops the stuff off
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me

She thinks Lacrosse is sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm dodgin' them all
She likes the way I spin right by de-fense-men
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my ba-ack hand
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks Lacrosse is Sexy

The game's finally over and we take the win
13 to 10 to be champ-ions
Hop into the Truck and turn the ignition on
We go up to our spot and look at the stars
She points some of them out and she sa-ays
"That looks like you with your LAX equipment on"

She thinks Lacrosse is sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm dodgin' them all
She likes the way I spin right by de-fense-men
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my ba-ack hand
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks Lacrosse is sexy
Well she ain't into golf or basketball
But if it got the stick man her eyes light up

She thinks my Lacrosse is....

She thinks Lacrosse is sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm dodgin' them all
She likes the way I spin right by de-fense-men
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my ba-ack hand
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks Lacrosse is sexy
She thinks Lacrosse is sexy
She thinks Lacrosse is Sexy

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Michael Pacholek - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Wait until she finds out the best lacrosse teams usually wear bright orange: Princeton, Syracuse, Virginia. All of which really, really clash with the sky blue of Johns Hopkins. I wonder, what came first: Hopkins' lacrosse injuries, or its rise as one of the world's great medical schools?
Ben (LAXer) - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm going with Hopkins Lacrosse injuries lol
Ben - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
slight mistype its not she thinks my lacrosse is on that line its just she thinks lacrosse is
justin - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
i wish that was a song id love it

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