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Song Parodies -> "Thank God, No Kids"

Original Song Title:

"Thank God for Kids"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kenny Chesney

Parody Song Title:

"Thank God, No Kids"

Parody Written by:

Josh Taylor Stingray

The Lyrics

This parody is about life without kids.
If it weren't for kids have you ever thought
We wouldn't watch the Santa Clause
Look what we just brought
Thank God, No Kids.

We'd all live in a quiet house
Without Big Bird or a Mickey Mouse
And root beer on the couch
Thank God, No Kids.

Thank God no kids there's pizza for two
A special football season to me and you
Do you ever stop to torch Blue's Clues?
The nearest being single, no child.

blah blah how does this thing fly?
A hundred lazys don't know why
We really ate some fries
Thank God, No Kids.

When you look down at the TV Guide
Kids look at you, you realize
Its money that you can't buy
Thank God, No Kids.

Thank God no kids there's pizza for two
A special football season to me and you
Do you ever stop to torch Blue's Clues?
The nearest being single, no child.

When you banged your knees tonight
and finish watch Guiding Light
And then just turn out the light
Thank God, No Kids.

Thank God, No Kids...

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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song police - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Eddy Raven wrote the song; the Oak Ridge Boys are the ones who had the hit...not Kenny Chesney.
Jeff Reuben - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Kenny Chesney redid the song for a Christmas album, so he can be used for the original author.

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