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Song Parodies -> "Druggy Don't Cheat"

Original Song Title:

"Papa Don't Preach"

Original Performer:

Kelly Osbourne/Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Druggy Don't Cheat"

Parody Written by:

Mike Raf

The Lyrics

this about how bad kelly osbourne needs REAL drugs to make her sick voice sound different!, but the druggy(me) gives her powdered milk and salt to sniff instead... also featuring a special appearence by L.S.D...
Druggy I know your blow wont do effect...
Cause I always smoked a whole lot of it...
But you should know by now, I didn't go crazy...
You always gave me some faking blows...
I need real drugs, druggy give me some...
I maybe young and all... but I know what I'm taking
The drug I wanted all along...
The drug you said I could do without...
I need that drug real bad or I'm gonna go crazy...

Please!

Druggy don't cheat...
Your drugs are all so cheap...
Druggy don't cheat...
I've been losing sleep...

And I've made up my mind and, I'm taking it druggy!
Oh, oh... I'll even steal it druggy oh
You said that this drug was heroine...
But you were faking it, all-on-me...
Maybe it will be all right...
If you paid the price...

But my mom keeps telling me to give you up...
Saying the cops will never ever catch you up...
What I need right now is a good supply... PLEASE!

Druggy don't cheat...
Your drugs are all so cheap...
Druggy don't cheat...
I've been losing sleep...
And I've made up my mind and, I'm taking it druggy!
Oh, oh... I'll even steal it druggy oh

Druggy, druggy if you could only see...
Just how much these, drugs mean to me...
You'll give me some L-S-D now...
Cause I need that drug...
I need that drug... so please....






Druggy don't cheat...
Your drugs are all so cheap...
Druggy don't cheat...
I've been losing sleep...
And I've made up my mind and, I'm taking it druggy!
Oh, oh... I'll even steal it druggy oh

Don't stop selling me druggy...
I know I need those babies...
Don't stop selling me druggy...
I know I need those babies...

Phhhhhrrrrrrrroooooo



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