Song Parodies -> Screwed Up! (Ode to Christina)

Original Song Title:

"Shut Up!"

Original Performer:

Kelly Osbourne

  
Parody Song Title:

"Screwed Up! (Ode to Christina)"

Parody Written by:

Shadie's Skirt

You say : She can sing beautifully
I say : She's nothing but skanky
No Clothes,
Make Up,
Red Thongs,
Does she think that will sell kids songs?

Don't bother trying to tell me she's no whore,
Britney did it, We've seen it all before,
Oh Yeah,
I'm So,
Perfect!
Is that sarcasm I detect?

Bump and grind
But the record sales will never match Mariah's.
Up and Down
Oh I need some salvation!
Somebody shoot the stylist!

Screwed up! She's nothing but a hoe,
Screwed up! And everythings on show
There's nothing she can do that will make me give her respect.
She's Screwed up!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You look like you aint got a mirror!
You drag,
You slag,
I'll gag,
If somebody tells me just who you've had.

Bump and grind
But the record sales will never match Mariah's.
Up and Down
Oh I need some salvation!
Somebody shoot the stylist!

Screwed up! She's nothing but a hoe,
Screwed up! And everythings on show
There's nothing she can do that will make me give her respect.

Screwed up! You used to be so sweet,
It's messed up! WIll you just admit defeat?
You aint no Lady Marmalade so put some clothes on please........

You're Screwed up!

(Guitar Solo)

Bump and grind
But the record sales will never match Mariah's.
Up and Down
Oh I need some salvation!
Somebody shoot the stylist!

Screwed up! She's nothing but a hoe,
Screwed up! And everythings on show
There's nothing she can do that will make me give her respect.

Screwed up! You used to be so sweet,
It's messed up! WIll you just admit defeat?
You aint no Lady Marmalade so put some clothes on please........

You're Screwed up!
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parody writer - February 26, 2003 - Report this comment
She does have a good voice, however, what the hell was she thinking when she forgot her clothes?
J.Marie - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ode 2 xtina!
Lena - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
funny

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