Song Parodies -> Models Dont Eat
| Original Song Title: | "Papa Dont Preach" |
| Original Performer: | Kelly Osbourne |
| Parody Song Title: | "Models Dont Eat" |
| Parody Written by: | Ghetto John & Shelly Gal |
[Shelly Gal]
Papa, models i simply just don't get
Like the kids from the Lasenza Girl
Hey, they should know by now
They're going crazy
The way they eat is just so wrong
They need some help, those girls in thongs
Eating artichoke hearts
Like, you know what I'm saying?
The ones you warned me all about
They think food they can do without
They're in an awful mess, and I don't mean maybe - Cheese!
Chorus:
Models don't eat, they're so damn skinny
Models don't eat, they've been losing sleep
Well, it's just that I find, that they're going crazy, oh
"Let's eat a daisy!" Mm-mm!
[Ghetto John ]
Calvin likes his girls to be skinny
so he can make a little green money
I think Scott Stapp was right
Its "My Sacrifice"
Calvin Klein keeps telling them to throw it up
Saying their too fat,they gotta puke it up
what they need to do right now is eat more then ice,Cheese!
(chorus)
[Ghetto John]
Calvins models if you could only see
how you have gotten so skinny
so go eat some stuffing right now
'Cause your under weight, your under weight, so yeah
(chorus)
[Shelly Gal]
Models don't eat, they are so damn skinny
Models don't eat, they've been losing sleep
(repeat)
[Ghetto John]
Oh,their gonna eat the gravy, ooh
Don't you stop loving them Calvin
I know, their eating the gravy
Papa, models i simply just don't get
Like the kids from the Lasenza Girl
Hey, they should know by now
They're going crazy
The way they eat is just so wrong
They need some help, those girls in thongs
Eating artichoke hearts
Like, you know what I'm saying?
The ones you warned me all about
They think food they can do without
They're in an awful mess, and I don't mean maybe - Cheese!
Chorus:
Models don't eat, they're so damn skinny
Models don't eat, they've been losing sleep
Well, it's just that I find, that they're going crazy, oh
"Let's eat a daisy!" Mm-mm!
[Ghetto John ]
Calvin likes his girls to be skinny
so he can make a little green money
I think Scott Stapp was right
Its "My Sacrifice"
Calvin Klein keeps telling them to throw it up
Saying their too fat,they gotta puke it up
what they need to do right now is eat more then ice,Cheese!
(chorus)
[Ghetto John]
Calvins models if you could only see
how you have gotten so skinny
so go eat some stuffing right now
'Cause your under weight, your under weight, so yeah
(chorus)
[Shelly Gal]
Models don't eat, they are so damn skinny
Models don't eat, they've been losing sleep
(repeat)
[Ghetto John]
Oh,their gonna eat the gravy, ooh
Don't you stop loving them Calvin
I know, their eating the gravy
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Decent =)
very good. 5,5,5
ALL TOO TRUE!!!!!!!
i this its sooo true but you know they do it beacuse people make them wanna be soo skinny!
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