Song Parodies -> Bloody Can't Reach
| Original Song Title: | "Papa Don't Preach" |
| Original Performer: | Kelly Osborne |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bloody Can't Reach" |
| Parody Written by: | Marcus Wreford |
I am so small I am hardley seen
To the rest of my family
This is the crappy life I lead
Mum didn't tell me the truth you know
She said one day I will someday grow
But nothing's happened since I was one minute old
Even at the newsagents I need help
Cos I can't get the porn mags from the top shelf
This is why it's a real shame that I, that I
Bloody can't reach
Even on stilettos
Bloody can't reach
Even on tiptoes
I really hate my life
I wish I had growth spurts oo oo
I really hope for growth spurts
I drive around in micro machines
Sometimes mistaken for mini-me
I'll beat you easily at hide and seek
I am so small that I really should
Be in the Guiness Book Of Records
But bizarrely why have I been overlooked?
I'm so dumb, should've realised all along
That I was an experiment that went wrong
Damn scientists, this is why i, why i
Bloody can't reach
Even on stilettos
Bloody can't reach
Even on tiptoes
I really hate my life
I wish I had growth spurts oo oo
I really hope for growth spurts
To the rest of my family
This is the crappy life I lead
Mum didn't tell me the truth you know
She said one day I will someday grow
But nothing's happened since I was one minute old
Even at the newsagents I need help
Cos I can't get the porn mags from the top shelf
This is why it's a real shame that I, that I
Bloody can't reach
Even on stilettos
Bloody can't reach
Even on tiptoes
I really hate my life
I wish I had growth spurts oo oo
I really hope for growth spurts
I drive around in micro machines
Sometimes mistaken for mini-me
I'll beat you easily at hide and seek
I am so small that I really should
Be in the Guiness Book Of Records
But bizarrely why have I been overlooked?
I'm so dumb, should've realised all along
That I was an experiment that went wrong
Damn scientists, this is why i, why i
Bloody can't reach
Even on stilettos
Bloody can't reach
Even on tiptoes
I really hate my life
I wish I had growth spurts oo oo
I really hope for growth spurts
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