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Song Parodies -> "AZN Pride"

Original Song Title:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"AZN Pride"

The Lyrics

*gonnng*
Hajimemashite.
Konnichiwa, sensai.
I love Japan-style golf.
And new Chinese baseball.
Wakarimasen? Hai?
Wakkate, kudasai!
I'm a Chink. Black belt, all right.
From Tokyo, I laugh at Cheech and Chong.
Love my sushi,
Karaoke,
And Hello Kitty songs!

From Siam, got some yen,
And foreign diseases.
Slanty eyes squint. Teaching zen.
A sword, I'm a Shogun.
Only bare feet inside.
White dudes don't get we peeps revering rice.
Eas'side, this AZN pride.

My colds scare everyone.
Hope that I aint got SARS, son.
I love to squeal mid-fight,
Like Street Fighter guys.
You call me Chan Bong Lee?
I'll give you the yubi.
Throw some shuriken, they'll stick from your hitai.
I've climbed Fuji.
And fried live geese.
With Hello Kitty tongs!

From Siam, call me Ken.
I'm all Japanese, yes.
And my sailboat's a hansen.
My crotch is quite Will Hung.
Cooking duck. Eating Thai.
White dudes don't get to become Samurai.
That's right, this AZN pride.

Stefani? Get that chick out.
I'm AZN, foo', can't change oneself.
Ohayu to Konbanwa.
Oh, just don't try to be slant-eyed.
You're too tall!

Eww... big eyeballs.

From Siam, got some yen,
And foreign diseases.
Slanty eyes squint. Teaching zen.
A sword, I' m a Shogun.
Only bare feet inside.
White dudes don't get we peeps revering rice.
It's fly, this AZN pride.

From Siam, call me Ken.
I'm all Japanese, yes.
And my sailboat's a hansen.
My crotch is quite Will Hung.
Cooking duck. Eating Thai.
White dudes don't get to become Samurai.
Hai'aight? This AZN pride.
I remember getting 91/90 for my Year 8 Japanese final exam. Don't ask.

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Stuart McArthur - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
No mention of Ayumi, but you got the rest of them, Luku

kono ii paroji o tanoshikata - henna no desho - omedeto gozaimasu, Luku san - jouzu de kakemasu "My crotch is quite Will Hung" ?? Honto desu ne? (usotsuki!)

go-go-go
Rick C - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it was well written. Sorry, Luke
Ruku Blatoshi - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Let's see, Stu... parody was enjoyable... a bit weird... congratulations Mr Luke on the above craziness... something about cauliflower racing. (whaddaya mean I'm an usotsuki, usotsuki, zubon enjou?)

Let's see, Rick C... you're wearing nothing but ugg boots... oh, a Capricorn, are you?... cheeses in manacles... I'm pregnant.
Andrew Darwitan - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I want to vote you 444, but you've already have two 555.. I'm not dare to vote and lower your point.
Kristof Robertson - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Yoroshii chojutsu, kirigirisu! itsutsu, itsutsu, itsutsu.....
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Andrew Darwitan and Klistof Lobertson!
EmiLoca - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Fine, Plugger Dan. I finally read your parody and gave it a well-deserved 555. But that still doesn't mean you're off the hook for using the term "chink" in your parody. Disparaging and offensive, that. *bamboo tortured'd!*
bob - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
your not asian. your probably person who hates asians. If u are asain shame on u. 1-1-1
EmiLoca - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I had no idea you were "person who hates asians", you sick imposter. I'll bet you're even asain too. Mustard.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Um, an Australasain? Flustered.
Tibbygirl - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I decided to venture outside the confinements of "Hittin' on EmiLoca." And I wound up here. Hm. I think I learned my lesson.
Tibbygirl - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I decided to venture outside the confinements of "Hittin' on EmiLoca." And I wound up here. Hm. I think I learned my lesson.
Tibbygirl - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I decided that I'd post twice for dramatic effect. Yep....that's what happened.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
The only dramatic effect you're suited for is 'Exeunt'.

*suh-wish!*
Tibbygirl - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll fight you.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Them's fightin' words!

*adopts a kung-fu crouch remeniscent of a Shaolin master with menstrual cramps*
Tibbygirl - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
*reaches into a garden shed and pulls out the original Shaolin master with menstrual cramps*
Tibbygirl - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
*whips out her portable automatic external defibrillator and applies it to Conversation, in an effort to revive it* Freaking people. Am I going to have to do this all the TIME? I'm the EMT for your parodies, Brattoni.

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