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Song Parodies -> "Disney Channel Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Making Memories of Us"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Keith Urban

Parody Song Title:

"Disney Channel Sucks"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

Self-Explanatory. I cannot stand Disney Channel simply because of how overmarketed it is. Well, Camp Rock is OK (not because of JoBros cuz of Demi Lovato) but Hannah Montana, HSM, etc. = XP. An I apologize for skewing such a beautiful song. But I had to. Forgive me!
I'm gonna scream if this crap don't stop
So bad I can't speak a word
Miley Cyrus has the worst voice I've ever heard
I wanna throw a temper tantrum
And I wanna die cuz of it
All the stars become pop stars simply for profit

And I can't stand that crap, I'm so sick of that crap
I'm so outta luck
Disney Channel just sucks

It's even hated by mother
With the exception of Camp Rock
They'd prolly steal our attention even in Bangkok
They wanna stand out in a crowd for you
They take all our cash
So much that they'll cause the next stock market crash

And I can't stand that crap, I'm so sick of that crap
I'm so outta luck
Disney Channel just sucks

Just follow Dan Schneider
Cuz his shows are funnier
And there'll be a new day
Comin' our way

I'm gonna shut that --censored-- off from now on
There's better stuff somehow
Glee is over, Dancing's over, but iCarly's on now
And I'm gonna make you a promise
If they don't stop after this
I'll go to Disney HQ and say "It's my butt you can kiss"

And I can't stand that crap, I'm so sick of that crap
I'm so outta luck
Disney Channel just sucks
And I can't stand that crap, I'm so sick of that crap baby
I'm so outta luck
Disney Channel just sucks

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2Eagle - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, they show a bunch of pop out programs. I thought Disney would show the good cartoons and movies that made them famous. What a rip off.

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