I'm getting tired of you, Forsythe
Take off the crown off your head
This is not a Halloween costume party, I said
I wanna call up the police now
And catch you for wearing that hat
They'll send you to the prison and will destroy that

And I'm gonna kill Jughead, I wanted to kill Jughead
But if this fails I'm frown, I'd rather eliminate his crown

I wanna murder who else? Jughead
Don't wanna mess with his ma
I wanna disguise and murder him and tell my pa
I really hate Jughead because of this
Halloween costume props
Outside of Halloween could lead to trouble then, pop

And I'm gonna kill Jughead, I wanted to kill Jughead
But if this fails I'm frown, I'd rather eliminate his crown

Well Forsythe Pendleton
Jones the third's too annoying
I've some tricks to pull off
Hope it's not my fault

I'm gonna catch him red-handed right now
Must kill him somehow
He's been gone too far, I have to murder him now
Oh well, I'm not gonna be punished
When there's life after this
Even though Jughead's evil hat is worth a distress

And I'm gonna kill Jughead, I wanted to kill Jughead
But if this fails I'm frown, I'd rather eliminate his crown
I'm gonna kill Jughead, I wanted to kill Jughead
But if this fails I'm frown, I'd rather eliminate his crown