-> "Tonight I Wanna Divorce"
Original Song Title:
"Tonight I Wanna Cry" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Tonight I Wanna Divorce"
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If you could look out the window a long, long way, to the end of the road.
Would you have said that I'm there everyday.
Or would you have told me that I'm never there, honey.
That we've been cancelled for a very long time.
If you want to play that game, I'll play it, too.
I never knew your ass looked like crusty old pizza from the night before.
And I thought that cancelled was just a term used for your dreams and goals.
But I'm just high enough, to go and scream your name.
And tell the whole world, all of your shame -
in which you commited.
Tonight, I wanna divorce.
Would it help if I turned the sad music off - cause I feel like dancing.
I'm so very glad that we met our solution.
But now I just know that you're gonna have to go and cry.
Because you now know that we never met eyes.
You'll never get over me, but baby I'm happy.
The truth is that you look so fat with your 24 jelly rolls.
And when you walk past them old people, I think your stench makes them soil.
But I'm just high enough, to say all these things.
The hell with your feelings. I don't give a f***in damn - at all.
Tonight, I wanna sigh.
I've never been the kind that's happy by just the way you yell.
And I now know why that all your 56 dogs ran away on you.
It's because you're so fat, and because your so fugly.
And because your dogs died when you got all snugly.
Toniggghhhtt.... please frikkin die.
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