Oh, the girls' locker room is close
I peer through the windows and
See them head to their toes
They're talking, they're walking
And I can see it all in this space
See everybody changing
Hope they don't have mace

The camera's hid
And I'm looking at the vid
I will make a movie and sell it on ebay
And I will watch the tape and walk in there someday
When everybody's changing
I'll claim I've lost my way

My girlfriend's there
So I walk in with them bare
I claim I got to talk to her
Cause everybody's changing
And it feels so right

So little time
To scope the bodies while I'm
Trying to say some things urgently to my girl
I try to stay in here 'cause I do like this world
Cause everybody's changing
And I don't feel the same

So little time
To scope the bodies while I
visit more locker rooms
And claim I've lost my way
Before they put on towels, and think of what to say
'Cause everybody's changing
That's my hobby today

I can see them changing
And I don't feel the same