I stood outside my grandmas home
I waited for the bus outside all alone
With my moonboots, on my feet
I drew a unicorn and ripped out the sheet

Where's my chapstick? I've none at all
Went to the nurse and asked if I could make a phone call
Oh brother Kip, don't make me mad
Come pick me up cause my lips hurt real bad

I came across, Summer Wheatley
I felt her and Trisha just looking at me
Can't I just use, the school playground
Without them asking me if Pedro's around?

Oh simple Deb, where have you gone?
You need to come and get your crap off of my front lawn
Or I'll just put, it all in my locker
But please come soon because my nunchucks can't fit anymore

And If you have a minute why don't we go
Into town where we can learn Rex Kwon Do
He'll fulfill all your wildest dreams
So Why don't we go, and vote for Pedro?
And just vote for Pedro

Oh Lafawnduh, where have you gone?
I need that tape so I can go and get my groove on
To make Pedro, head of our class
Hope you like fish cuz I caught you a delicious Bass

And If you have a minute why don't we go
Into town where we can learn Rex Kwon Do?
He'll fulfill all your wildest dreams
So Why don't we go, and vote for Pedro?
And just vote for Pedro

He'll fulfill all your wildest dreams
So why don't we go, and vote for Pedro?
GOSH just vote for Pedro
Flippin vote for Pedro