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Song Parodies -> "Ode To My Old Place"

Original Song Title:

"This Is The Last Time"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ode To My Old Place"

Parody Written by:

John Lomain

The Lyrics

About my terrible now-former neighbors, who, in a condo complex, smoke cigars and cigarettes and talk endlessly for hours on end daily. They make it impossible for nonsmokers around to open their windows or be on their patios. Thankfully I left and have now sold, this is one last ode to my old place.
This is the last time, that I will be ‘round here
I remember the first time, when you hadn't appeared
It was all right for a while, you had to ruin it all
So I now will go away, ‘Cause you never do

You will always just sit there
On beach chairs and trunks, you don’t care
Cigars and talking loud
You’re smoking all of us out

The last time, I’m just here to get all of my stuff
You are just slime, you push people ‘til they've had enough
I know that I will be all right
Away from you, seems like all day and night, and yes, yes we do mind

This is the last time, that I will show my face
Won’t you shove cigars up your butt, I’m out of this place
You talk and smoke with your only friend for hours all day
You’re both old but you never die, you’re trying our patience

You make all us unsure of
Ourselves and what to do because
You both just never stop
You two we see too much of

The last time you screw with me with all your stinky smoke
Your lack of life is on us like a really bad joke
But away I will feel all right
I’ve sold it now, I’m sure that you will like, but I, no I don’t care

The last time you laugh at us and use your bad accent
Put a shirt on, you’re butt ugly and I just have to vent
All nonsmokers will leave ‘cause of you
You affect us, way too much, screw you, so we, yes we will leave

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