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Song Parodies -> "School Days"

Original Song Title:

"Bend And Break"

Original Performer:

Keane

Parody Song Title:

"School Days"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

School Days - The worst days of the week
When you, forget your maths homework
And all your teachers are all jerks
Meet me in the morning if I wake up
Meet me in the evening when we break up

If only I don't oversleep
I'll meet you in the corridor
We'll meet at 5 to 9
If only I don't overeat
I'll meet you in the lunch hall after break

Bitter and harsh old cow
Ear aching, when handing work out
"Meet me at the staff room during break time
Dare eat in my lessons, it's not snack time!"

If I don't get caught out again
I'll see you at the steps sometime
I'll meet you at hometime
If only I don't eat again
Meet you in the school hall after break

If only I can last all day
I'll meet you in the park at 5
I'll meet you by the site
If only we can make today
We'll meet up with our friends at the park gates

I'll see you all at 5 to 5
I'll see you when you like
Will you do work for Maths tonight?
I'll see you there tomorrow with an 'A'
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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
What's going on??? I wrote this ten minutes ago - no lie! F*** me, that was submitted quick!!!
Kristof Robertson - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I've had that happen before, DAK...parodies generallygo up on the day you post them, so if you post late...WHAM! they're there! Good job on this one...I'm guessing you're either British or know your Brit bands...unfortunately, you won't get much response as most Amirighters are American. 555
Dumb Ass Kid - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
British and proud, Kristof! Thanx for the vote as well!
Tarquin - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
As far as I?m concerned, this is an album track!!! People won?t konow the original!!!!!!! (Unless they?ve got the album!!!!!!)
Dumb Ass Kid - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
It is an album track, Tarquin, but 4 votes will do me fine
Tarquin - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Dumb Ass Kid, did you know there?s more on the site than JUST parodies??? Although this has nothing to do with this parody, I wanna let you know. There?s Misheard Lyrics (lyrics in songs people misheard as something else), Band Name Origins (how a pop group got their name), Pseudosnyms, (artists who changed their name as something else), Offspring Names (weird names popstars gave their children), New Song Names (better titles for songs), New Band Names (better titles for bands), Cool Band Names (band names users invented that they think are cool), Stupid Band Names (band names users think are stupid for whatever reason), Commercials (songs that are obvious to use in commercials (ADVERTS to you, as you?re British) that they haven?t used), Proposed Duets (ficticious duets merged with titles for two different songs by different artistes), Bad Onhold Music (bad choices of music to be put on ?hold? woith on the phone), Lyrics Quizzes (where they show you a lyric from a song, and you have to say who the artitse of the song is), Funny Lyrics (lyrics that users find funny), Gross Lyrics (lyrics that are disgusting), Repetetive Lyrics (lyrics that repeat, and repeat, and repeat, and repeat, over and over again, througout the whole song!), Nonsensical Lyrics (lyrics that don?t make sense - unless you?re a fan of the artist ~ it seems!!!), Insincere Lyrics (lyrics that express an emotion but sound real phoney), Misrhymed Lyrics (song lyrics that don?t rhyme), Insulting Lyrics (lyrics that insult the listener), Inappropriate Lyrics (lyrics that have absolutely NOTHING to do with the rest of the song) and Dumb Lyrics (lyrics that for whatever reason are dumb, bad grammar, obvious lyrics etc.) Now try looking at (or maybe even submitting to) the OTHER sections on this site!!!!!!!!!
Dumb Ass Kid - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I know, but I prefer writing parodies than submitting lyrics to songs

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