You say that you're so unhappy
But when I think about it
I just don't understand
The sun's out and life's good but I can see the pain in your eyes
Now everyone's complaining
And I don't know why

Tourists and flies
Parking meters and french fries
Too much testing kids and the weather in Britain
So many complaints, everybody seems smitten
Everyone's complaining but I don't feel the same

We all wish that MPs would disappear
And I hate seagulls from time to time
But everyone's complaining and I don't know why

Obesity
Tax Credits and BSE
Government and having to pay NHS fees
Nosy neighbours, vet's bills and dogs with the fleas
But everyone's complaining and it seems all in vain

The BBC
Con-ges-tion charge in cities
Microsoft and sprouts and the youth of toda-ay
Pesticides on food and the fees that you pay
But everyone's complaining and it seems all in vain