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Song Parodies -> "Curse Me"

Original Song Title:

"ET"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry feat. Kanye West

Parody Song Title:

"Curse Me"

Parody Written by:

Dragon

The Lyrics

[Dragon]
I got a evil mind
Your a filthy mudblood
I’m tryin to curse this bitch,

ya cuz it's all fun
I’m a legend, Wizard Rock
fucking ICON
get your marks u-u-u-up,

Slytherins don’t give a f-f-f-f-ck
Welcome to Hogwarts
School of witchcraft & wizardry
You are not invited to the otherside of sanity
They call me the heir of Slytherin
Ya I'm a parseltounge
The Cruciatus Curse gunna show you now how it's done

[Isis]
You’re so e-e-e-evil
Could you be like grindawald
Could you be like voldemort

You touch magically
Feels like I am flying
ride the lightning

They should be afraid
You’re not like the others
you have all the power
Sly-ther-in all the way
They will all follow you

Start a new World War
A different conclusion
You'll open their eyes
And I’m ready to go
Lead me into the night

Curse me, cu-cu-curse me
Infect me with your evil and
Lick me with your forked tounge

Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be your lover
Ready for seduction

Boy, you’re an Slytherin
Your touch so sensual
It’s unbelievable
so dam delectable

Your so supersonic
Wanna feel your powers
Stun me with your curses
Your kiss is cosmic
Every move is magic

Start a new World War
A different conclusion
You'll open their eyes
And I’m ready to go
Lead me into the night

Curse me, cu-cu-curse me
Infect me with your evil and
Lick me with your forked tounge

Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be your lover
Ready for seduction

Boy, you’re an Slytherin
Your touch so sensual
It’s unbelievable
so dam delectable

There is this transcendental, on another level
boy, you're my lucky star
i wanna walk on your wave length
and be there when you vibrate
for you i risk it all
all

[Dragon]
Reading books in the bar
i'm a nerd, a wizard rock superstar
yeah i rap to rock guitars
kickin potters ass straight up out the car
ima disrobe you, then imma probe you
see i cursed you, so i tell ya what to do
now your mouth is writing checks, that your ass cant cash
cuz i'm next, yeah the new dark lord

[Isis]
Curse me, cu-cu-curse me
Infect me with your evil and
Lick me with your forked tounge

Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be your lover
Ready for seduction

Boy, you’re an Slytherin
Your touch so sensual
It’s unbelievable
so dam delectable

It’s unbelievable
so dam sensual

Boy, you’re an Slytherin
Your touch so sensual
It’s unbelievable
so dam delectable
To hear this song please visit www.CruciatusCurse.com

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