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Song Parodies -> "You Hot And Your Cold"

Original Song Title:

"You Hot And Your Cold"

Original Performer:

Kate Perry

Parody Song Title:

"You Hot And Your Cold"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

How most long term relationships usually end up
You need to find
A nice girl wearing clothes
Yeah you need a miss
Pick a bitch
Here we go

And buy her a drink
Do not speak
Boringly

She’ll then know
That she is good for me

You must do what your told
Find a girl not too old
Then you take her out
A night on the town
And when it feels right
Stay their for the night
You strip get it up
You kiss and make up

You, you really shouldn’t stay no
You, but give her another big O oh
Do what you’ve been told
One more and your sold
Move into her house
In upstairs or down

No longer free
Can’t go out
So I drink
Life’s a dead battery
Was so good now nothing
Now its all boring

Said I was fat
You're not gonna change

Cause you smell like a toad
Your plain and your old
Youre in now get out
You look like a trout
All we do is fight
We argue all night
We used to make up
But now its messed up

I’m, I’m telling you gotta go, go
You, really should’nt say the word no-oh
Do what you’ve been told
Our relationships cold
You will get a clout
If you don’t move out




Go on and call the doc
Cause I just broke his c**k
We are no longer closer
Need a place to hide

Wont change my mind
Theres no way it still no

Oh don’t beg on the floor
I want you no more
Its over get out
No longer I’ll shout
Oh don’t start a fight
We’ll be here all night
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

Cause you smell like a toad
Your plain and your old
Youre in now get out
You look like a trout
All we do is fight
We argue all night
We used to make up
But now its messed up

I’m, I’m telling you gotta go, go
You, really should’nt say the word no-oh
Do what you’ve been told
Our relationships cold
You will get a clout
If you don’t move out

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Gari J - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Come on amirighters I search the database and this song has not been parodied yet EXCLUSIVE LOL. Just advertising on the comments
Mark Scotti - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Right, you are, Gari! Very unique, and great relationship commentary!!!
A. Person - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Actually it had been, but it's called "Hot N' Cold." And the artist first name is actually Katy, not Kate. I still give it 5s because you did a good job writing it.

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