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Song Parodies -> "I Ate A Cat"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

Original Performer:

Kate Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Ate A Cat"

Parody Written by:

Mjcyoungparodymasta

The Lyrics

This was never the way I planned
Not my intentions
I thought i was, eating chicken
But it just wasn't
It's not what, I had thought
Thought i was eating the cho mane
it was perfectly delicous
Untill they told me what i ate

What i just ate was not chicken
I just ate up are feline friend
I ate a cat couldn't tell then
Cause it looked and tasted the same when
They brought it out
It was on a tray
Didn't think i was eating feline that day
I ate a cat and not chicken
That wasn't Chicken

Yes, I do remember their name
but does it matter,
You probally have heard of them anyway
Just plain disgusting,
It's not what,
I had thought
Didn't know garfield was in that tray
My skin turn really pale
Then i barfed all over the place

What i just ate was not chicken
I just ate up are feline friend
I ate a cat couldn't tell then
Cause it looked and tasted the same when
They brought it out
It was on a tray
Didn't think i was eating feline that day
I ate a cat and not chicken
That wasn't Chicken


You reasturants are unbarable
Felines, raw meat, so uneditable
High prices for proccess potatoes
But always Too good to deny it
But its a big deal, so lets start a riot

What i just ate wasn't chicken
That taste of small feline friend
I ate a cat it was so digusting
Once Wing Chi told me what i was eating
They brought it out
It was on a tray
Didn't think i was eating feline that day
I ate a cat and not chicken
It was so disgusting

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