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Song Parodies -> "I Killed A Squirrel"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

Original Performer:

Kate Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Killed A Squirrel"

Parody Written by:

Kevin Pleasant

The Lyrics

I was driving a large van
And turned on to the intersection
It was so brave with nut in hand
ran into my direction

It's not what, I'm used to
can’t believe I kept driving on
it really looked so cute
before it’s dissection

I killed a Squirrel yes I hit
the sight made me fill so sick
I killed a Squirrel can’t deny it
I hope peta don’t kill for it
It felt so wrong
It wasn’t right
but an’t gonna lose any sleep tonight
I killed a Squirrel can’t deny it

now, I don't even fill ashamed
that it got splattered
bet that it felt no pain
Just my rear fender
know idea why I told you
Not something you should normally say
but the minuet I saw you
I just had to say

I killed a Squirrel yes I hit
the sight made me fill so sick
I killed a Squirrel can’t deny it
I hope peta don’t kill for it
It felt so wrong
It wasn’t right
but an’t gonna lose any sleep tonight
I killed a squall can’t deny it


Them Squirrels are oh so unpredictable
small head, small feet, so hittable
Hard to miss so completely hittable
Too slow not to hit it
Ain't no big deal, was an accident

I killed a Squirrel yes I hit
the sight made me fill so sick
I killed a Squirrel can’t denie it
I hope peta don’t kill for it
It felt so wrong
It wasn’t right
but an’t gonna lose any sleep tonight
I killed a Squirrel can’t deny it

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