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Song Parodies -> "I Kissed a Poster"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a Girl"

Original Performer:

Kate Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Kissed a Poster"

Parody Written by:

Lindsay Noel

The Lyrics

This was never the way I planned
Not in this demention
I got so brave, soda in hand
Lost my recognition
It's not what I ussually do
Just wanna try on who?
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a poster and I liked it
The taste of its papery-plastic
I kissed a poster just to try it
I hope the Johnny Depp poster don't mind it
It felt so wierd
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm a crazy person tonight
I kissed a poster and I liked it
I really liked it

Yes, I even know your name
but ,Johnny it doesn't matter
You're my experimental game
Just human nature
It's not what, sane girls do
Not what they should crave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a poster and I liked it
The taste of its papery-plastic
I kissed a poster just to try it
I hope the Johnny Depp poster don't mind it
It felt so wierd
It felt so unrealistic
Don't mean I'm a crazy person tonight
I kissed a poster and I liked it
I really liked it

Posters they are so magical
Soft surface, bright colors, so kissable
Hard to persist , so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a poster and I liked it
The taste of its papery-plastic
I kissed a poster just to try it
I hope the Johnny Depp poster don't mind it
It felt so wierd
It felt so unrealistic
Don't mean I'm a crazy person tonight
I kissed a poster and I liked it
I really liked it


property of Lindsay Noel

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anonymous - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
awesome job!
Amanda - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Love it, love it, love it.
kat - January 05, 2009 - Report this comment
This is hilarious and really works y do not more people know this site!!!

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