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Song Parodies -> "Am I Not Pretty Enough"

Original Song Title:

"Am I Not Pretty Enough"

Original Performer:

Kasey Chambers

Parody Song Title:

"Am I Not Pretty Enough"

Parody Written by:

Maton Phil

The Lyrics

An Aussie Blokes version of a great Aussie sheila's song ( for non Aussies, bum is posterior)
Am I not pretty enough Is my bum to saggy
Do I smell to much Are my clothes to daggy
Don't I make you laugh when I flash me willy
But why do you cringe around me

I fart I burp I get up and go to work
I drink I smoke I'm just an average bloke
I lose when I punt I'm just crazy ch-aracter
I read the form guide on the can

Am I not pretty enough Is my bum to saggy
Do I smell to much Are my clothes to daggy
Don't I make you laugh when I flash me willy
But why do you cringe around me

I joke I laugh Flash the bum crack of me arse
I sniff I spit Take an hour when I have sh-ave
Play darts play pool Think I'm funny when I act the fool
But I'm always playing with me tool

Am I not pretty enough Is my bum to saggy
Do I smell to much Are my clothes to daggy
Don't I make you laugh when I flash me willy
But why do you cringe around me

Why do you cringe Why do you cringe Why do you cringe around me
Why do you cringe Why do you cringe Why do you cringe around me
Why do you cringe Why do you cringe Why do you cringe around me

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Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 11

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
You'd like the parodies of Azza & Nazza, who do songs with similar Aussie themes.
James Squire - July 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I really like it. I spent some months Down Under and learned all the lingo, so I understand where yer coming from Mate. I also am glad you 'took the mickey' out of lovely Kasey. I'm currently working on one to the same song - Do I Sing Boring Enough. But you've really 'cracked' it for me. Top 5s all round. James S

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