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Song Parodies -> "Asian"

Original Song Title:

"Amazing"

Original Performer:

Kanye West feat. Young Jeezy

Parody Song Title:

"Asian"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

This is a parody that I never finished last time I tried. The original song was parodied to 'Caucasian' . But writing about Asians is only a logical next step.
I am Asian
It's the reason
I'm expected to get Straight-A's this season

I'm exhausted
Of achieving
Making top of every class all year

And no matter what
They'll try to take that from me
My aim is just for gaining scholarships

Well, I'm Asian

Looks Caucasian
Bad equations
Twisted nations
Mass evasions

I am Asian
Mass invasion
Of Malaysians
It's amazing

Not a smart one
Not a loner
I simply swat

Got a problem
Of you always
Say that I'm wrong

And no matter what
They'll try to take that from me
My aim is just for gaining scholarships

I am Asian

Looks Caucasian
Bad equations
Twisted nations
Mass evasions

I am Asian
Mass invasion
Of Malaysians
It's amazing

Not a martyr
Or a maven
I know that I'm not perfect

Never gave in
Never brave but
I will show you what I am made of

No matter what
They'll try to take that from me
My aim is just for gaining scholarships

I am Asian

Looks Caucasian
Bad equations
Twisted nations
Mass evasions

I am Asian
Mass invasion
Of Malaysians
It's amazing

Looks Caucasian
Bad equations
Twisted nations
Mass evasions

I am Asian
Mass invasion
Of Malaysians
It's amazing

While I'm Asian
I'm not all that
If good friends I can't find
Then what's the point of that?

You depend on us
But us, you don't trust
Commit felonies
Drive off and abduct your son

You think we are ignorant
Or maybe just too arrogant
Die hard trying to help
You blame us when there's a problem

It's degrading
Calling us a drunk goon
It's not easy fitting in
At a new school

That's why there's no truce
From the bully called Bruce
Big frame, small mind
Obtuse

You're like "Oh Now
Why you try so hard?"
Look what we've been through
Where is our just reward?

I am Asian

Looks Caucasian
Bad equations
Twisted nations
Mass evasions

I am Asian
Mass invasion
Of Malaysians
It's amazing

Looks Caucasian
Bad equations
Twisted nations
Mass evasions

I am Asian
Mass invasion
Of Malaysians
It's amazing


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