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Song Parodies -> "Nose Picker"

Original Song Title:

"Gold Digger"

Original Performer:

Kanye West feat. Jamie Foxx

Parody Song Title:

"Nose Picker"

Parody Written by:

Avery

The Lyrics

Kanye Meets a Model, with a Nose Picking Problem!!
KANYE WEST Feat. JAMIE FOXX

"Nose Picker"


[Jamie Foxx]
She think it's funny, I think it's mean
Yea sister's trifflin friend indeed
Oh she's a nose picker way over town
That dig's boogies

[Chorus:]
Now I aint sayin she a nose picker
But she aint diggin' for no gold gold
Now I aint sayin she a nose picker
But she aint diggin' for no gold gold
Get down girl go head get down
(I gotta leave) get down girl go head get down
(I gotta leave) get down girl go head get down
(I gotta leave) get down girl go head

[Verse 1:] [Kanye West]
Cutie was fine
Caught her pickin' boogies in line
All the while I'm standing behind
Watchin' her take her time
I said, I can see you're gross ain't no way you a dime
While you diggin all in ya nose sippin' Pepsi with Lime do you mind
They got things called Kleenex have you seen em'?
Ya put em in ya purse for any time that ya need em, clean em
Get em with lotion potion
But you gotta buy a box and then proceed to open
Ok, this is sad, gave her a coupon ad
She cut it out fast and bought some with cash
Then she made a dash couldn't believe my sight
She was diggin like before in direct sunlight
You know what? Glad I didn't holla
She would rather pick her nose than to spend a dollar
Pinky was knuckle deep just like a deep-sea diver
And I don't care how broke I was I wouldn't rob her...


[Chorus:]
Now I aint sayin she a nose picker
But she aint diggin' for no gold gold
Now I aint sayin she a nose picker
But she aint diggin' for no gold gold
Get down girl go head get down
(I gotta leave) get down girl go head get down
(I gotta leave) get down girl go head get down
(I gotta leave) get down girl go head


[Verse 2:]
18 years, 18 years
I know a kid where I live diggin' for 18 years
He probably had an aneurism diggin' hard as he did!
His little brother's left nostril is bigger than his!!
You will see him at a playground, every other Monday
All up in his skull eat a boogie when he's hungry
He was supposed to wipe his nasty lil nose with some tissue,
He snottin' all over his new clothes with his tissue!
His fingers all sticky from wet blows through the tissue,
Should of got him a hanky now you know no more tissue (Tissue)
And the kids would taunt sayin
He's gonna eat, He's gonna eat it!!
Yeaah...
It's something that'll make you sad,
Cause when you hear his age it's gonna make you mad
18 years, 18 years
Seen a boogie and ate it and found out it wasn't his?!

[Chorus:]
Now I aint sayin you a nose picker
But you aint diggin' for no gold gold
Now I aint sayin you a nose picker
But you aint diggin' for no gold gold
Get down ya'll go head get down
(I gotta leave) get down ya'll go head get down
(I gotta leave) get down ya'll go head get down
(I gotta leave) get down ya'll go head


[Verse 3:]
Now I ain't saying you a nose picker use ya sleeve,
You don't want a paper towel even when you sneeze,
Act like you scratching ya nose but I don't believe.
Leave boogars round the house every time you leave!
But, I'll be watching (watching)
Imma catch you pickin' boogie's big as a Dotson
You got a condition homie, the look in the ya eyes
Say that you've got some issues you should realize
So, don't try to hide, pull up beside you diggin while you wait on the light
And you gone keep pickin your nose dog
But you gone see man
That you went too far and poked a hole in ya brain man!!

(I gotta leave) get down ya'll go head get down
(I gotta leave) get down ya'll go head get down
(I gotta leave) get down ya'll go head

Yo lemme hear that back...
(C) 2006 Avery, Ryan

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