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Song Parodies -> "Don't Tickle Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Think I'm Not"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kandi

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Tickle Me"

Parody Written by:

Sharon Krebs

The Lyrics

Now I don't have to question
That you are ticklish
'Cause there's always a laugh when you're tickled;
I tickle you as you wish;
But you can't treat me the same
'Cause I don't like the way it feels,
And if you try, I'll punch your lights out
And I'll bite your arm if you tickle me!

CHORUS:
When we're out in a club,
Don't tickle me!
Even when we're down making love
Don't tickle me!
When you feel me out for a tickle spot
And it's hot, just stop!
Just don't tickle me
'Cause we'll no longer be!

When I say something that you don't like,
There's a tickle attempt each time.
You are so caught up in your feelings
That you don't consider mine!
Well, I can't put up with your tickling,
And you know it's something I don't like!
They say two wrongs don't make a right,
So go on and take a hike!

CHORUS:

Don't be surprised to know
That sometimes women start divorce!
If this thing keeps up,
I'll take that course!
Yes, I'll take that course!
I will, of course!
Oh, don't think I won't do it
When you feel amorous!
REPEAT CHORUS 2X

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