Song Parodies -> Kalan Porter is a Dream
| Original Song Title: | "Awake in a Dream" |
| Original Performer: | Kalan Porter |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kalan Porter is a Dream" |
| Parody Written by: | Princess Reachina |
To everyone who loves Canadian Idol Kalan Porter and his song... and feels the same way I do about him. Oh, and Kalan, if you're reading this song, I dedicate it to you. I love you Kalan!
I never thought that one day
I would help in changing your life
Still I kept dialing that number
Before I went to bed Wednesday night
Are you really singing to me
And is your fame serving you right?
'Cause now, now I see
Kalan Porter is a dream
And I'd do, I'd do anything
To stare at him forever
And if you are a dream, I don't wanna wake up
But if I awake, I will start to sigh again
Yeah, yeah
Oh, you are so good-looking
Those eyes just make me wanna melt
Your hair is so hot, it's cooking
No one feels the pleasure I've felt
It's like there's pure heaven on earth
And I know the incarnation is you
'Cause now, now I see
Kalan Porter is a dream
And I'd do, I'd do anything
To stare at you forever
And if you are a dream, I don't wanna wake up
But if I awake, I will start to sigh again
Everything I ever dreamed
Is standing next to Mulroney
You are hot and you are talented, too
Now all I can do
Is to try not to drool
'Cause now, now I see
Kalan Porter is a dream
'Cause now, now I see
Kalan Porter is a dream
And I'd do, I'd do anything
To stare at you forever
And if you are a dream, I don't wanna wake up
But if I awake, I will start to sigh again
I would help in changing your life
Still I kept dialing that number
Before I went to bed Wednesday night
Are you really singing to me
And is your fame serving you right?
'Cause now, now I see
Kalan Porter is a dream
And I'd do, I'd do anything
To stare at him forever
And if you are a dream, I don't wanna wake up
But if I awake, I will start to sigh again
Yeah, yeah
Oh, you are so good-looking
Those eyes just make me wanna melt
Your hair is so hot, it's cooking
No one feels the pleasure I've felt
It's like there's pure heaven on earth
And I know the incarnation is you
'Cause now, now I see
Kalan Porter is a dream
And I'd do, I'd do anything
To stare at you forever
And if you are a dream, I don't wanna wake up
But if I awake, I will start to sigh again
Everything I ever dreamed
Is standing next to Mulroney
You are hot and you are talented, too
Now all I can do
Is to try not to drool
'Cause now, now I see
Kalan Porter is a dream
'Cause now, now I see
Kalan Porter is a dream
And I'd do, I'd do anything
To stare at you forever
And if you are a dream, I don't wanna wake up
But if I awake, I will start to sigh again
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There's only one kind of Canadian Idol I care about... When are the owners gonna cave in and drop that stupid salary cap demand? I want my hockey back!
keep dreaming
Really enjoyed the parody. I am a Kalan fan, and the new words echo my thoughts. Way to go!
Very funny but very representative of our feelings, for sure! You are a great fan of Kalan too, aren't you? Did you go to all of his concerts? Visit the ctv forum, if you have time. Thank you for showcasing your creativity. Ignore negative people --- good thing, there are only a few out there. There are more nice people than nasty ones actually, although a lot of times, it doesn't feel so, but in reality, it is true that there are a lot of kind, positively encouraging people around. You are one already, for a start. Take care. Keep on loving whatever you hold dear to. All the best.
Kalan Porter is HOT! LOVE LOVE LOVE him!!l p,
Kalan Porter is Soooo HOT! LOVE LOVE LOVE him!
Kalan Porter is Soooo HOT! LOVE LOVE LOVE him!
Hahahaha, very funny and very creative!
Kalan is one very talented dude who is hot and sexy! Awesome musician he is!
Love, love his new CD "Wake Up Living" --- his best-to-date album for sure! He wrote 7 of the 11 tracks and did all the string arrangement on the entire album! Very impressive!!! Get it if you haven't yet.
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