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Song Parodies -> "I Want To Be A Pirate"

Original Song Title:

"Time Honoured Tradition"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kaiser Chiefs

Parody Song Title:

"I Want To Be A Pirate"

Parody Written by:

Matt

The Lyrics

I want to be pirate
Not particularly a pilot
I steal some rings and go ching ching
And that is the end of that
And i like to use my cannon
Against a girl called Karen
I kill the girls with all my curls
And that is the end of that (x4)

argh argh, argh argh, argh argh, argh argh argh argh (x2)

I like to use my sword
while driving my new Ford
I cut off heads and give them to Fred
and that is the end of them
i'm going to get a parrot
and feed it several carrots
if he has pleasure on my treasure
that is the end of him (x4)

argh argh, argh argh, argh argh, argh argh argh argh (x4)

(instrumental solo)

argh argh, argh argh, argh argh, argh argh argh argh (x4)

I want to be pirate
Not particularly a pilot
I steal some rings and go ching ching
And that is the end of that
And i like to use my cannon
Against a girl called Karen
I kill the girls with all my curls
And that is the end of that

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