-> "I Predict A Diet"
Original Song Title:
"I Predict A Riot"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Predict A Diet"
Parody Written by:
Deano
The Lyrics
oooooh, people are calling you fatty,
you're not looking pretty I tell thee,
waddling through town you're quite scary,
and not very stable either,
cream cake and eclair they got eaten,
all your eating records are unbeaten,
find it hard to look at your feet, and,
you got sagging and flabby skin
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la,
Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la,
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
oooooh my weight is reaching the max-i,
my clothes no longer do fit me,
i have moved up to XL-size,
due to my lack of exercise,
hope not to run 'round with no clothes on,
cos that sight would be a real sick one,
eat chips by the bucket load full-on,
i am not very sensible
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la,
Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la,
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
and when you realise you can hardly walk,
then you gotta stop chewing on pork
oooooh, people are calling you fatty,
you're not looking pretty I tell thee,
waddling through town you're quite scary,
and not very stable
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la,
Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la,
and when you realise you can hardly walk,
then you gotta stop chewing on pork
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
I predict a diet, I predict a diet
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