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Song Parodies -> "Injury's A Habit"

Original Song Title:

"I Predict A Riot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kaiser Chiefs

Parody Song Title:

"Injury's A Habit"

Parody Written by:

Yet Another Dutchman

The Lyrics

Ricky Wilson, the lead singer of the Kaiser Chiefs strained his ankle in Portugal after jumping off stage. Ricky is known for his energetic performances. I hope everything will go well on the Chiefs' future shows and cheers to Ricky.
ooh, watching my feet and the swelling
it's not very pretty, I tell thee
jumping off stage is quite scary
and not very sensible either
I danced and I pranced and got eager
I jumped the wrong way, tarsus a-breachin'
before it did happen to me in
the United States, on tour

ow ow ow, ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
ow ow ow ow ow, ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow

injury's a habit, injury's a habit
injury's a habit, injury's a habit

ooh, I tumbled out of the airplane
the bandages' itch drove me insane
I stood and I tore 'em right off me
saw that the things were quite gory
then jumped on one foot down in Lisbon
to surf on a crowd, but they backed off
if I wasn't KO, well, I'd be squeaking
I'm not very sensible

ow ow ow, ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
ow ow ow ow ow, ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow

injury's a habit, injury's a habit
injury's a habit, injury's a habit

and if there ain't an ankle left to tear
I'll just rock around in my wheelchair

ooh, watch both my feet and the swelling
don't try this at home, please, I tell thee
jumping off stage is still merry
though not very sensible

ow ow ow, ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
ow ow ow ow ow, ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow

ooooohhhhh....
oooooooohhhhhh!!!!
oooooooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!

injury's a habit, injury's a habit
injury's a habit, injury's a habit

and if there ain't an ankle left to tear
I'll just rock around in my wheelchair
injury's a habit
injury's a habit
injury's a habit
injury's a habit

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Kristof Robertson - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Cute and topical, YAD. 555
Larry Hensley - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny parody about a funny story. 555
Dominic L. - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
That was funny. Pacing off on the first line, but that was about it so I gave you 5's... What's weird is, he has the same name as the guitarist of The B-52's... maybe he didn't really die
Yet Another Dutchman - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Kristof Robertson, Larry Hensley, and Dominic L. Being a Ricky Wilson might be something like being a Skywalker. Every so many years, one rises... and the current one falls over more than he cares to admit. The Chiefs gave a great show the other day, though.

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