Song Parodies -> Every Lie I Tell I Must Confess
| Original Song Title: | "Everyday I Love You Less & Less" |
| Original Performer: | Kaiser Chiefs |
| Parody Song Title: | "Every Lie I Tell I Must Confess" |
| Parody Written by: | Dumb Ass Kid |
Little white lies usually turn into big orange ones...
Every lie I tell I must confess
These porkies really put me to the test
My conscience is a ripped and quaking mess
Since every lie I tell I must confess
Yes every lie I tell I must confess
I lie in bed at night but cannot rest
I've got to get this burden off my chest
And every lie i've told I must confess, confess, and oh!
They know, they see it in my nose
They're sick and tired of having bullsh*t told
Oh yes, I steal, if what I say is real
They've got to know the truth I can't conceal
Oh yes, i'm stressed, i've made an awful mess
Depressed, they've guessed, my s.o.s
Ooooooooooh, now the neighbours hate me
Ooooooooooh, and my girl won't date me
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Every lie i've told I must confess
My boss is looking at me unimpressed
He says to me my lies are all in jest
And that the lies i've told I must confess
So now the lies i've told have been confessed
And everybody trusts me less and less
I can't describe the anger they expressed
The moment all my lies became confessed and messed and oh!
I know, they hate my skin and bones
They're sick of lies and now i'm on my own
And yes, I feel, I hate to make a meal
But now they know and so I have to deal
With stress, I guess, this time they're running checks
To test, my jest in s.o.s
Ooooooooooh, all my clients hate me
Ooooooooooh, and my boss - he slates me
Ooooooooooh, and he checks twice daily
Ooooooooooh, i'm all alone lately
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Stop telling us lies tell truth strewth!
Ooooooooooh, and nobody likes me
Ooooooooooh, everybody bites me
Ooooooooooh, having friends aint likely
Ooooooooooh, getting threatened nightly
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
These porkies really put me to the test
My conscience is a ripped and quaking mess
Since every lie I tell I must confess
Yes every lie I tell I must confess
I lie in bed at night but cannot rest
I've got to get this burden off my chest
And every lie i've told I must confess, confess, and oh!
They know, they see it in my nose
They're sick and tired of having bullsh*t told
Oh yes, I steal, if what I say is real
They've got to know the truth I can't conceal
Oh yes, i'm stressed, i've made an awful mess
Depressed, they've guessed, my s.o.s
Ooooooooooh, now the neighbours hate me
Ooooooooooh, and my girl won't date me
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Every lie i've told I must confess
My boss is looking at me unimpressed
He says to me my lies are all in jest
And that the lies i've told I must confess
So now the lies i've told have been confessed
And everybody trusts me less and less
I can't describe the anger they expressed
The moment all my lies became confessed and messed and oh!
I know, they hate my skin and bones
They're sick of lies and now i'm on my own
And yes, I feel, I hate to make a meal
But now they know and so I have to deal
With stress, I guess, this time they're running checks
To test, my jest in s.o.s
Ooooooooooh, all my clients hate me
Ooooooooooh, and my boss - he slates me
Ooooooooooh, and he checks twice daily
Ooooooooooh, i'm all alone lately
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Stop telling us lies tell truth strewth!
Ooooooooooh, and nobody likes me
Ooooooooooh, everybody bites me
Ooooooooooh, having friends aint likely
Ooooooooooh, getting threatened nightly
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
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545 Superb pacing! (as usual...) Poor fellow... I particularly liked the bit "everybody bites me/having friends ain't likely"
Thanks, YAD. Typical that the day I decide to submit a parody for the first time in a month, everybody else submits one! No the wonder this hasn't recieved any votes, it's buried in the middle of about 30 parodies!
Kid, the reason nobody has voted on this is not that 30 others have submitted parodies the same day. You parody songs from bands I, and apparently everybody else, have never heard of. Very few people will read or vote on parodies when the original song is unknown, at least on this site. So don't get discouraged from the lack of votes on this. If you are looking for high vote totals, do WORLD FAMOUS SONGS. Beatles, Stones, Billy Joel, Elvis, Elton John, etcetera. Bands that have sold MILLIONS and MILLIONS of records. Songs that have reached the top ten in BILLBOARD polls. In other words, SONGS THAT PEOPLE KNOW. Do you understand now? People will read and vote on what they know. They DON'T know your songs, and until you do THE SONGS THEY KNOW, you will continue to sit and watch.....nothing.
Firstly, it's not Kaiser Chief. Kaiser Chiefs are a band, it is a plural, not a singular. Secondly, I HAVE done parodies by Billy Joel and other more famous artists. I am trying to use a wide variety of artists and songs and not just post thirty Beatles parodies (Besides the point that I don't know 30 Beatles songs to parody, but nonetheless). And furthermore, I have also submitted parodies by well-known artists, which because of a high number of other parodies submitted that day, didn't get many votes. So perhaps it may have something to do with the band I chose, but I think it also has a lot to do with the number of parodies submitted on this day
Hey, I know the Kaiser Chiefs, so it's not a complete loss. The amount of parodies on this day is really because of the Pirates who penstanzas Amiright Opera.
Thanks, YAD
I know kaiser chiefs, everyone in england who doesn't live under a rock should know who the kaiser chiefs are and I'm pretty sure people know them all over the world mr "who is kaiser chief" p.s Im even sadder because I have a poster of them.
I love it. Superb pacing. Well done!
To "Who Is Kaiser Chief?" - that's a rather idiotic statement. The thing that makes this site interesting is the variety of parodies, it's not all parodies of the same 5 or 6 artists. So what if you don't know who the band or what the song is? There are lots of people who do. Go crawl under a rock or something please. Oh and, 5's all round!
Figgy - nicely said, cheers : Whatsername - thank you : Luke?!?!
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