-> "Every Lie I Tell I Must Confess"
Original Song Title:
"Everyday I Love You Less & Less" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Every Lie I Tell I Must Confess"
Every lie I tell I must confess
These porkies really put me to the test
My conscience is a ripped and quaking mess
Since every lie I tell I must confess
Yes every lie I tell I must confess
I lie in bed at night but cannot rest
I've got to get this burden off my chest
And every lie i've told I must confess, confess, and oh!
They know, they see it in my nose
They're sick and tired of having bullsh*t told
Oh yes, I steal, if what I say is real
They've got to know the truth I can't conceal
Oh yes, i'm stressed, i've made an awful mess
Depressed, they've guessed, my s.o.s
Ooooooooooh, now the neighbours hate me
Ooooooooooh, and my girl won't date me
Every lie i've told I must confess
My boss is looking at me unimpressed
He says to me my lies are all in jest
And that the lies i've told I must confess
So now the lies i've told have been confessed
And everybody trusts me less and less
I can't describe the anger they expressed
The moment all my lies became confessed and messed and oh!
I know, they hate my skin and bones
They're sick of lies and now i'm on my own
And yes, I feel, I hate to make a meal
But now they know and so I have to deal
With stress, I guess, this time they're running checks
To test, my jest in s.o.s
Ooooooooooh, all my clients hate me
Ooooooooooh, and my boss - he slates me
Ooooooooooh, and he checks twice daily
Ooooooooooh, i'm all alone lately
Stop telling us lies tell truth strewth!
Ooooooooooh, and nobody likes me
Ooooooooooh, everybody bites me
Ooooooooooh, having friends aint likely
Ooooooooooh, getting threatened nightly
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