Let it never be said
My patients are dead
cos I've got so much
going on in my head
first my ex-wife
she ruins my life
And then theres JD he annoying me.......

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Due to lack of funding Sacred Heart is now closed
I am so sad even though
Kelso's gone home.
cos theres something I need,
By the name of JD
He still annoys me....

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Could it be Could it be
That he lying to me and hes really a little school girl.
Could it be Could it be
That he lying to me and hes really a little school girl.


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Will ya will ya will ya will ya
Have the Sex change operation
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