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Song Parodies -> "Everyday I Listen to my Jazz (Come on, read it!)"

Original Song Title:

"Everyday I Love you Less and Less"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kaiser Chiefs

Parody Song Title:

"Everyday I Listen to my Jazz (Come on, read it!)"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

This isn't exactly about me, as I love rock, but I'm the only person I know who likes jazz... and it's the only thing I could think of for this song.
Everyday I listen to my jazz
I always thought that I was pretty rad
Until I found out that my mom and dad
Are planning on listening to jazz
It's not appreciated by my friends
They make fun of me for listening to jazz
And they all think it's too far in the past
Everyday I listen to my jazz
My jazz My jazz

My friends, say rock's the way to go
They all, decide, not to go to shows
Oh yes, I feel, I'm keeping it all real
But they, all say, that jazz has no appeal
Oh yes, my jazz, I love it with a sax
And they, all dress, like they impress

Say, Ohhh My girlfriend loves me
Ohhh but she said she'd leave me
Ohhhh..

If I don't stop listening to jazz
Unlike rock, it doesn't mention sex
But it's hip not to listen to the sax
And still I always listen to my jazz
Everyday I listen to my jazz
Because rock is something I detest
And everybody says that it's a mess
Everyday I listen to my jazz
My jazz my jazz

My friends, say rock's the way to go
They all, decide, not to go to shows
Oh yes, I feel, I'm keeping it all real
But they, all say, that jazz has no appeal
Oh yes, my jazz, I love it with a sax
And they, all dress, like they impress

Say, Ohhh My girlfriend loves me
Ohhh but she said she'd leave me
Ohhh Cuz she thinks it's ugly
Ohhh She wants to stop me
Ohhhhh

[Screaming gibberish]

Ohhh But my parents love me
Ohhh Jazz keeps satan from me
Ohhh At least what they tell me
Ohhh That's enough about me
Ohhh.
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Red Ant - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Read it but DKTOS so I can't really vote this. I like other music as well but have little jazz in my collection at the moment. Nice rhyming.
Dominic L. - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks... I'm still waiting for someone else to comment on my parodies... I don't get why you're the only one who ever looks at them Oh well, I enjoy your reading. Thanks
Josh 2 - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
5s buddddy, good work, n thanks for loking at mine
Dominic L. - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Josh 2

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