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Song Parodies -> "I Predict A Diet"

Original Song Title:

"I Predict A Riot"

Original Performer:

Kaiser Cheifs

Parody Song Title:

"I Predict A Diet"

Parody Written by:

The Heretic

The Lyrics

time to shift some of that flab....
ooh, sat on the weight watchers scale,
its telling a woeful tale,
seven pounds on in one fortnite,
the waistband is starting to feel tight,
this is the story of my life,
what am i gonna tell my wife,
i swear on my own honor,
ive only had seven doners,
ive been eating salad made by her,
but topping it off with the odd burger,

aaah, a-aaaah, lalalalalala

i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,

i, need too remove some weight from me,
no more butter in my coffee,
further steps need to be taken,
no more sugar on my bacon,
get to the gym, lift a dumbbell,
right after i go to taco bell,
i gonna work on a six pac,
right after i eat this big mac,
wow, this isnt gonna be easy,
battered cream eggs still appease me,

aaa-aaah. lalalalalalala

i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,


i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Yet Another Dutchman - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Pacing was not perfect (every verse seemed to have two lines too many) but it was very funny.
The Heretic - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
sorry. i forgot wether it was 8 or 10 lines per vrese.
Matt - July 29, 2006 - Report this comment
pretty funny, I mad up a version as well under the same name but i lost the dam lyrics! It'll be posted when I find them!

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