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Song Parodies -> "Every Year I'm Fitter Less And Less"

Original Song Title:

"Everyday I Love You Less And Less"

Original Performer:

Kaiser Cheifs

Parody Song Title:

"Every Year I'm Fitter Less And Less"

Parody Written by:

Josh 2

The Lyrics

I'm back woot. my latest creation. great song, i love it
Every year I'm fitter less and less
From drinking beer and eating nuts I guess
My girlfriend now is striking up a fuss
That every year I'm fitter less and less
And every year I'm fitter less and less
Got this huge beer belly beneath my chest
My Doctor says I've got to do my best
Cos every year I'm fitter less and less
And less and less

The weight, is crushing all my bones
I'm fat, the food cravings I can't control
The only way to shift me's on a wheel
People ask me if my bulge is real
My tum is messed, these foods I can't digest
Me on boat, they send SOS
Oh and everyone mocks me
Oh, my girl cheated on me

Every year I'm fitter less and less
There's nobody in this world who just cares
Should see my body jiggle when undressed
That every year I'm fitter less and less
And every year I'm fitter less and less
There is not a meal that I plain detest
And everybody says that I'm a mess
Cos every year I'm fitter less and less
And less and less

The weight, is crushing all my bones
I'm fat, the food cravings I can't control
The only way to shift me's on a wheel
People ask me if my bulge is real
My tum is messed, these foods I can't digest
Me on boat, they send SOS

Oh and everyone mocks me
Oh, my girl cheated on me
Oh, taking photos of me
Oh, embarrassing for me x2
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Josh 2 - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Im back with my latest release
Kristof Robertson - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Good work, Josh...on a song that's gotta be hard to parody because it doesn't take itself too seriously in the first place. 555
Dominic L. - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody 5's. Be sure to check my parody of this song out
Blethar - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
5-5-5. Loved the "jiggle when undressed" line.
Agrimorfee - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Silly stuff.
Rick C - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
"Me on boat, they send SOS" :-)
Adagio - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Good one. I DKTOS, but it reads fine.
Rick C - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I forgot to type ABC3-E above.
Matthias - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Have a cold one on me
Johnny D - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hey, look on the bright side of being big -- all the birds on the dark side of you think it's time to roost. ;-)
Red Ant - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3E) I like the line Rick mentioned as well as "Should see my body jiggle when undressed". Well done, Josh 2. 555.
Michael McVey - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Same ideas as my "losing her weight in all the wrong places", and a pretty good presentation of it, too. -- MM
Stuart McArthur - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3E) - "Should see my body jiggle when undressed" was a great Line Josh :-) - 555
Jeff Reuben - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty funny song, I enjoyed it!
Kristof Robertson - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3E) This was a hoot, Josh! (Or should I call you phatboy?)...Great OS, and some really interesting rhymes (less with cares is a doozy!) 555

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