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Song Parodies -> "Chinese Food Delivery Man"

Original Song Title:

"Back That Ass Up"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Chinese Food Delivery Man"

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The Lyrics

Ruuuumple Stilt Skinnsss like potatoes... CON BACON!
People make fun of cat yah...
They a**hole yah...
I charge dollar fifty...
I nifty...
You want a minty...
It more dollar fifty...
I am not thrity...
But I shifty...
Come in your bathroom when you take a sh***y...
You in a cage...
You feel the rage...
From the rat that ate the cat...
I have a baseball bat...
I stole your moo cow's hat...

I have Chinese food and I am back my a** up...
I am a strong Mongolian, just kidding that be messed up...
I no build wallies township...
IN your pool I will dip...

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Pacing: 1.8
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Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 17

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 5   3

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