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Song Parodies -> "Jesus Back"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy Back"

Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake feat Timbaland

Parody Song Title:

"Jesus Back"

Parody Written by:

Bartleby Haines

The Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I''m bringing Jesus back
Those other Christians don't know how to act
We crucified him baby that's a fact
He's going to make up for all the good you lack yep

Take 'em to the cross.

[Bridge]
Holy babe
Descended from
a bunch of Hebrew slaves
They rolled the stone back to an empty grave
He loves you unless you're Muslim or gay

Take 'em to the Romans

[Chorus]
Come here Jew
Go ahead, be gone with him
now you're back
go whip all over him
G-o-d
Go ahead, cruficy him
Wash my hands
Now he's your problem
now have some Easter treats
Go ahead kids, go eat some chocolate
And paint a boiled egg
to put with your chocolate
Why'd he die
so we can eat chocolate
Go ahead Child
Eat all that chocolate

Get your Easter on
Go ahead, eat Chocolate[Repeat 6 times]

Get your Easter on

[Verse 2]
I’m bringing Jesus Back
Them Scientologists be on the crack
He'll take those Mormons and give them a smack
It doesn't matter if you're black or white

Take 'em back to the Cross

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I'm bringing Jesus back
if you love satan he'll kick you in the sack
He beat the devil if you're keeping track
I keep his book inside by back pack.

Don't take 'em to the Romans

[Chorus]

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