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Song Parodies -> "LoveStoned (Drunk Girl Version)"

Original Song Title:

"LoveStoned"

Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"LoveStoned (Drunk Girl Version)"

Parody Written by:

theshatteredaurora

The Lyrics

All the cheerleaders listen, because I really love you, and I know y'all love me too, I wish y'all can give me a blowjob. Lift up your skirt, and let me take it in the ass, you'll really feel some serious pain that'll totally last, I'll pull your pigtails, and make your ass sore. It won't be really harder once I really get it right, and after that, I will really just ride.
Wooo, yeah, she’s so hot, and I love it
She’s so hot, and I love it
She’s so hot, and I love it

Check it out

I’m at the party
Ready to get the show on the road
And I really feel like
This must be another damn episode
When something happens

Nobody knows
The girl really looks like the hot
Blonde version of Lindsay Lohan
And what I’m really gonna do is hit it anywhere I can
To make her understand that I’m her man, yeah

I can’t believe she is really drunk
And I know she is totally ready to just fuck (oh yeah)
She got me love stoned
And I gotta say that I guess she knows
I guess she knows

She’s so hot, and I love it
She’s so hot, and I love it
Hey, listen to this right here

Me and Brittany are in the bedroom
Taking off our clothes
And the next thing I know
She got on the floor on her knees
And she is really not begging me please, no

She gave me a blowjob
Three minutes and fifth-ninety seconds
And she got up off the floor
Ready to scream for more
‘Cause she is a totally hot drunken whore, oh yeah, yeah, yeah

I can’t believe she is really drunk
And I know she is totally ready to just fuck (oh yeah)
She got me love stoned
And I gotta say that I guess she knows
I guess she knows

I can’t believe she is really drunk (so damn drunk)
And I know she is totally ready to just fuck (hell yeah, oh yeah)
She got me love stoned
And I gotta say that I guess she knows
I guess she knows, hey

She’s so hot, and I love it
She’s so hot, and I love it
Got damn, time to get funky, whoa

Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Do the dance with us, ow!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t believe she is really drunk
And I know she is totally ready to just fuck (oh yeah)
She got me love stoned
And I gotta say that I guess she knows
I guess she knows

I can’t believe she is really drunk (oh yeah)
And I know she is totally ready to just fuck (hey yeah, oh yeah)
She got me love stoned
And I gotta say that I guess she knows
I guess she knows, uh

She loves me than I ever know
The true colors of love just began to show

She got me love stoned
And I gotta say that I guess she knows
I guess she knows, yeah, yeah

I guess she knows, knows, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I guess she knows, I guess she knows, whoa, oh, oh, yeah, yeah

She blew me away like never before
And I know what’s in store
She really got me begging for more
I guess she knows
I guess she knows, yeah, yeah

Now I’m flying high
And nothing will stop me
And it’s so damn plain easy to see
That she is totally, the one for me
Totally she knows
I guess she knows
I guess she knows, oh, oh

Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

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