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Song Parodies -> "Crochet Back"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy Back"

Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Crochet Back"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

The Lyrics

FPdc = Front post double croche P=Picot. Also the terms used in this are crochet terms.
I'm bringing Crochet back
Them Home EC kids
Don't know how to Act
They think it's FPdc
But it's just Picot (p)
Pick up the blanket
I'll SC the slack

(Dirty Babe)
You see these Crochet hooks,
I'm kind of plain
I'll work the crochet every
Night & day
It's just that no hobby
Could be this lame

Come on man
(Crochet me jeans)
Don't sew on tags
(Crochet me jeans)
Dress like a creep
(Crochet me jeans)
Don't drink with me.
(Crochet me jeans)
Where my self esteem went?
(Crochet me jeans)
Look at that stitch
(Crochet me jeans)
Haven't been out for a while
(Crochet me jeans)
My cat is my child
(Crochet me jeans)

Get'cha ribbing on!
(Crochet me jeans)
Get'cha ribbing on!
(Crochet me jeans)
Get'cha ribbing on!
(Crochet me jeans)
Get'cha ribbing on!
(Crochet me jeans)
Get'cha ribbing on!
(Crochet me jeans)
Get'cha ribbing on!
(Crochet me jeans)
Get'cha ribbing on!
(Crochet me jeans)
Get'cha ribbing on!

I'm bringing crochet back
Them Home EC kids
Don't know how to Act
Come let me crochet
You a bathroom mat
It looks so tacky but
I'm okay with that.

(Dirty Babe)
You see these Crochet hooks,
I'm kind of plain
I'll work the crochet every
Night & day
It's just that no hobby
Could be this lame

Come on man
(Crochet me jeans)
Don't sew on tags
(Crochet me jeans)
Dress like a creep
(Crochet me jeans)
Don't drink with me.
(Crochet me jeans)
Where my self esteem went?
(Crochet me a sweater vest)
Look at that stitch
(Crochet me jeans)
Haven't been out for a while
(Crochet me jeans)
Look at that stitch!
(Crochet me jeans)
Your mannerisms are mild
(Crochet me jeans)
My cat is my child
(Crochet me jeans)

I'm bringing crochet back
You Home EC kids,
Now know how to act
If that's your baby,
I could crochet that
My favorite show, is Matlock now that's a blast.

(Dirty Babe)
You see these Crochet hooks,
I'm kind of plain
I'll work the crochet every
Night & day
It's just that no hobby
Could be this lame

Come on man
(Crochet me jeans)
Don't sew on tags
(Crochet me jeans)
Dress like a creep
(Crochet me jeans)
Don't drink with me.
(Crochet me jeans)
Where my self esteem went?
(Crochet me a sweater vest)
Look at that stitch
(Crochet me jeans)
Haven't been out for a while
(Crochet me jeans)
Look at that stitch!
(Crochet me jeans)
Your mannerisms are mild
(Crochet me jeans)
My cat is my child
(Crochet me jeans)

I'm bringing crochet back
You Home EC kids, watch how i act.
If that's your bird bath, i could crochet that.
Cause i'm tacky an that's a fact.

Come on man
(Crochet me jeans)
Don't sew on tags
(Crochet me jeans)
Dress like a creep
(Crochet me jeans)
Don't drink with me.
(Crochet me jeans)
Where my self esteem went?
(Crochet me a sweater vest)
Look at that stitch
(Crochet me jeans)
Haven't been out for a while
(Crochet me jeans)
Look at that stitch!
(Crochet me jeans)
Your mannerisms are mild
(Crochet me jeans)
My cat is my child
(Crochet me jeans)
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